small h Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 Thanks! We decided we can get divorced if we feel like it, 'cause we've already had a pretty good run. No plans to do this at the moment, though. And I feel exactly the same. H is still calling me his fiancée, also, so maybe it takes a few days to sink in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voyager Posted August 12 Author Share Posted August 12 10 hours ago, Sneakeater said: I had a GREAT time! Rub it in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 10 hours ago, Sneakeater said: I had a GREAT time! Oh, THAT'S what happened to the leftover pulled pork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchW Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 1 hour ago, Mitchell101 said: Congrats! I've been married 32 years and its been 14 of the happiest years of my life! 😄 I'm here all week, ladies and gentlemen! @small h Congrats! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orik Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 There´s a new Thai place in Murray Hill called Thai Food Near Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakeater Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 31 minutes ago, voyager said: Rub it in! Wait I wasn't REALLY there! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 1 hour ago, Orik said: There´s a new Thai place in Murray Hill called Thai Food Near Me I saw that, and I sort of love it, 'cause it's like a Yelp query. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronS Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 7 hours ago, AaronS said: congrats! If that's at me, thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rozrapp Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 @small h, Mazel tov! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 Todah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfrid Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 Rewriting Neil Diamond songs for my own entertainment this morning. I'm Fred, I said. And people asked, didn't you used to be called Neil? I'd like some bread. With butter if that's not too much to ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfrid Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 I am, I lied. I don't exist, I've not even tried. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backyardchef Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 (edited) Lambs... touching lambs... bleating out... touching sheep..... touching ewe...... Edited August 28 by backyardchef 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakeater Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 (edited) (Not Neil Diamond) Her mind is easily twisted She's got the Mercedes Benz She hangs out with a lot of pretty boys That she calls Glen Edited August 28 by Sneakeater 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maison rustique Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 I needed this today. 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell101 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 An older Jewish couple is going to celebrate their 60th wedding anniversary by having sex. They are naked in bed and Harry says hang on, I need to pee. He comes back and then his wife Harriet says hang on, I now need to pee. Harriet starts screaming from the bathroom, “Harry, you left the seat up and I’m now stuck in the toilet naked.” Harry feverishly tries to get her out but can’t. He finally calls 911. Harriet says “what am I supposed to do, the EMT’s are coming and I’m stuck in the toilet naked.” Harry says “cover up your breasts with your arms and put my yarmulke by your private parts.” The EMT’s arrive and assess the situation. The EMT says to Harry, “ I think we can save your wife but the rabbi is a goner.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfrid Posted September 1 Share Posted September 1 I’d much rather be, forever in Walgreens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orik Posted September 2 Share Posted September 2 Dropped her phone into the dessert 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 I’ll have what she’s having. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloviatrix Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 Kid's school supply list included a white paper 2-pocket folder. No white ones were available. So we decided to buy a blue one and write on it "This is a white folder." If curious to hear how his teacher will react. If it's meant for art class, I know it will be appreaciated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splinky Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 1 hour ago, bloviatrix said: Kid's school supply list included a white paper 2-pocket folder. No white ones were available. So we decided to buy a blue one and write on it "This is a white folder." If curious to hear how his teacher will react. If it's meant for art class, I know it will be appreaciated. color is a social construct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orik Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 As evidenced by ismy.blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maison rustique Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 Blue folders matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backyardchef Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 1 hour ago, maison rustique said: Blue folders matter. I first read this as Ben Folds matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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