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I'm not sure I'd know how to divide a whole rabbit into parts.

Most people wouldn't, but if you first break it down it'll taste of fear and despair.

Why the best tasting rabbits are shot on the wing.

 

...wait...

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I'm going to retell this breaking-down-a-rabbit-story, because nobody can stop me.

 

So I'm "breaking down" (otherwise known as quartering) a rabbit. I prick my finger on one of its many sharp little ribs. I start pouring out blood. But I don't realize it.

 

I look at the rabbit. I think, "Rabbits are usually pretty dry. But this one, this one is bloody as hell. This'll be good."

 

I didn't realize it was my own blood.

 

I was, in effect, prepping a self-civet.

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I'm going to retell this breaking-down-a-rabbit-story, because nobody can stop me.

 

So I'm "breaking down" (otherwise known as quartering) a rabbit. I prick my finger on one of its many sharp little ribs. I start pouring out blood. But I don't realize it.

 

I look at the rabbit. I think, "Rabbits are usually pretty dry. But this one, this one is bloody as hell. This'll be good."

 

I didn't realize it was my own blood.

 

I was, in effect, prepping a self-civet.

I don't want to tell you the story about the butchers I worked with during my first real job, when I was still in high school.

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