I'm happy Madison Chock and Evan Bates got married. I think all ice dancing partners should get married. I think the world should more like a classically defined comedy: in the end, everybody should marry each other.
Nor will mine. I was able to instruct my pharmacy to replace all the child (and elderly)-proof caps on the medicine bottles they dispense to me with easy-off caps. (I had to promise there were no children and maybe pets in my apartment.) Maybe you can, too.
I have this jar of Polish pickles that I absolutely can't open, no matter what tools I use.
I'm beginning to wonder if the lids in Poland rotate in the opposite direction to ours.